Welcome to the HacKToniX home page! Who/what are
HacKToniX I hear you ask? Well after years of
secrecy�YOU can finally be told. HackTRoniX are an
organization similar to the British MI5 or the America
CIA and the Illuminati. Our main objectives are
money and power.�You may be thinking "Who controls
the British crown, Who keeps the metric system down, We
do. Who leaves Atlantis of the maps, Who keeps Martians
under wraps, We do. Who holds back the electric car, Who
makes Steve Guttenberg a star, We do. Who robs cavefish
of their sight, Who rigs every Oscar night, We do.
You could well be thinking �well if
that�s the case how come I have never heard of
HacKTroniX?" quite simply we are just better than all of
the other secret organizations. A long time ago we
developed a simple way of keeping our cover which was to
actually show the public what we do. One method we used
to accomplish this was to make a TV series based on our
undercover operations.
We called the series MacGyver it was broadcast
from September 29th, 1985 to May
21st,
1992. The entire series was a basically a seven year
documentary about our top operative Angus MacGyver (to
see MacGyver�s official record click here).
Your thinking why are HacKTroniX
telling me all this now? Well further to research into
�the Best methods of concealment� our boffins discovered
that by telling the public as a whole everything about
an organization such as ourselves. The public actually
knows less than before. This is the same reason that MI5
have publicly asked for new agents to apply.
Like the MI5 we are also in need
of more operatives and if you think you could raise to
such a challenge than click the email link at the top or
bottom of the screen. If your application is successful
than you be given an interview. You won�t know this has
happened our elite scientist�s have developed a way to
interview you in your sleep. You will wake up one
morning none the wiser maybe a little more tired than
normal with an email telling you that you have been
accepted, and giving you your code name and password for
the agent�s only
section.
If you�re still unsure about the power of
HacKTroniX we are willing let YOU the public use our
team of highly skilled hand picked scientists. They will
answer any question you have, any question at all about
anything to make use of this unbelievable chance fill
the form in Here
